Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Expecting Twins

Sunday, September 7th, 2008

Posted on Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Expecting Twins: Don’t drink the water in L.A.!!!! Apparently the celebrity water supply has been spiked with something that turns every celebrity pregnancy into twins. Pete’s buddy, hip-hop artist Tyga, says that the parents-to-be are expecting not one, but two bundles of joy. “They’re having twins,” Tyga [...]

Taking A Hatchet To Arianna Huffington: Some Tips [Servicey]

Friday, August 22nd, 2008

Posted on Taking A Hatchet To Arianna Huffington: Some Tips [Servicey]: A New Yorker journalist is calling around for a story on the “Real Arianna Huffington,” the Post reported. The scribe is supposedly asking about the allegedly ballooning value of the Huffington Post, recently pegged at $200 million, and about whether publisher Huffington is a [...]

Now That Angelina Jolie Has Given Birth, Who Are the Winners and Losers of Her Pregnancy Saga?

Monday, July 14th, 2008

Posted on Now That Angelina Jolie Has Given Birth, Who Are the Winners and Losers of Her Pregnancy Saga?: The birth of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s new twins — son Knox Leon and daughter Vivienne Marcheline — is not just the second coming of Jesus, but also the culmination of nine months (longer if [...]

TV Junkie: Tuesday

Tuesday, June 24th, 2008

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Posted on TV Junkie: Tuesday: Tonight a double-travesty is occurring: the broadcast of both “Wipeout” and “I Survived A Japanese Game Show”. Both of these shows take a good idea (for immature jerks like myself), Spike TV’s “Most Extreme Elimination Challenge” aka “MXE”, and turn it into garbage. “MXE” is an overdubbed (by [...]